The Evendens

So, in the days leading up to our move our animals freaked out on us.  Now, many of you know I have one cat who has always had issues using the littler box when she's upset, hence her name being Pissy. However, this time it was the other cat, Grey.  So she was all freaked out and upset by the packing and moving that she left us a nice wet present on our bed the night before we moved.  So, we had to clean that up (I am the MASTER at removing cat pee and most importantly the smell of cat pee), and sleep in the other bedroom.   Annoying to say the least.  Then the next day the move started and we had to be careful what we left laying on the floor or she would pee on it.  Again, annoying.  The Bruiser the fully potty trained puppy took a nice poo on the floor the second he walked into the new place.  Getting more annoying by the minute. Things seemed to calm down until our second night here.  We were asleep and I woke up to the dog making the noise he makes right before he throws up.  Mind you he's sleeping on our bed.  Right between us.  The noise stops and I say: